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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 952 of 2327 |
If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.
-- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 953 of 2327 |
If it happens once, it's a bug.
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 954 of 2327 |
If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 955 of 2327 |
If it has syntax, it isn't user-friendly.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 956 of 2327 |
If it heals good, say it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 957 of 2327 |
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will
answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary.
-- Samuel Clemens
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 958 of 2327 |
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 959 of 2327 |
If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work
it's physics.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 960 of 2327 |
If it takes a bloodbath, lets get it over with. No more appeasement.
-- Ronald Reagan
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